I like Loki and I like Alpacasso/Alpacas SO I REGRET NOTHING.
i don’t know why this is so cute
but it is
“YOU JUST KILLED 80 PEOPLE IN TWO DAYS.”
“They’re mortals, they were all going to die eventually anyway. I mean there’s STDs, prostate cancer, texting and driving, alien invasion, did you know these silly things can die from a lack of oxygen? I found this out by myself just this morning-“
“LOOOKIIII. STOP. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALIEN INVASION?”
“Oh dear, that was supposed to be a surprise. Well… SURPRISE! I’m killing all who resist me!”